The economy? Just grin and beer it

The following was sent to me today by a co-worker, so I don’t vouch for the numbers or examples (at all).

But, nevertheless, considering that we have enough sobering thoughts with this economy, I figured it’s not a bad idea to share a less-than-sober one, as well.

So, bottom’s up, and have a great weekend and have yourself a laugh …

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49 left.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg.

Hmm … is Natty Lite publicly traded?

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